I HAD ANOTHER DREAM ABOUT MARK and this one was so fucking stupid I can’t even get myself to tell it any other way but under a read more
I just found out that this is oddly relaxing and that I’m the most disturbed person on Earth
WHAT WAS I THINKING
First thing I saw was that bump on Mark’s ass. Probably his wallet. Or he has a strangely shaped butt.
Okay so last year I was in Cancun, Mexico and it was all fun and games until I realized I couldn’t speak a single word in Spanish and my friends used to make fun of me all the time cause a lot of people there didn’t actually speak English so I’d just make funny gestures so one day I was having lunch with my friends and I needed a spoon and I didn’t know how the fuck to say spoon in Spanish so I asked my friends and they said “ask for a concha” so I called the waiter and said “por favor una concha” and the waiter stared at me and like opened his mouth like in shock and whispered “perdon?” and my friends were basically falling on the floor, crying and laughing so loud eventually everyone was staring at us and I said again “… a concha?” and my friend yelled “OH MY GOD ENOUGH SHE’S EMBARRASSING HERSELF TOO MUCH! SENOR, POR FAVOR, UNA CUCHARA” and I was like “what the fuck is concha then” and then they told me.
I asked the waiter for a vagina.